Clyde is ambitious, sarcastic, and currently bleeding out. Sprawled on a dingy bathroom floor with only a briefcase full of cash to keep him company, Clyde tries to remember what he did to deserve this.

A lot, it turns out.

Between counting out the hours at his white-collar day job and scamming clients for beer money, Clyde wants to get rich quick and inject excitement into his life. When Clyde finds out his best friend is in debt to their new drug dealer, Clyde entangles himself in a business arrangement to launder money, saving his friend and giving him everything he wanted.

Clubs, drugs, and status become the antidote to Clyde’s quarter-life crisis, but he's now caught between meeting the demands of a calculated criminal, avoiding suspicion from coworkers, and managing a worsening addiction. To keep his life from spiraling out of control, Clyde fixes each growing problem the only way he knows how: by creating a bigger, even worse problem.

Ozark meets Catcher in the Rye, SNIDE CLYDE DIED is a dark comedy crime story on the social media-laden culture of FOMO and excess, where identity is commodified, "net worth is net work" and online presence is the only way anyone really matters.

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Lilly Bobkin, early access review

“A brilliant satire, a commentary on capitalism, millennial existential dread, anxiety, a snowball effect of self-indulgent, greedy choices. I laughed, I raised my eyebrows, I winced, I face-palmed, and by the final two sentences, I almost felt like crying.”

Jon, Goodreads review

“Pulls you in instantly, and holds your attention throughout. This book talks about modern day issues, but from the point of view of an entertainingly sarcastic narrator. It's rare to see dialogue this engaging and fast paced. If you like stories where characters voice thoughts that people want to express but are too afraid to, this book is for you!”